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El Arroyo Sign Ornaments

El Arroyo Sign Ornaments

Regular price $18.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $18.00 USD
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  • Collectible mercury glass ornament
  • Available in fifteen different holiday signs
  • Styles included: 90% of Marriage, Adulting, Bad Decisions, Be Kind, Believe in Santa, Commas Are Important, Fat in July, Guac is Extra, Half-Assed Jingler, Happy Whatever, Holiday Heroes, Merry Margarita, Roll a Joint, White Queso, World is Your Taco
  • "90% of marriage is just shouting "what?" from different rooms"
  • "You is tired. You is broke. You is adulting."
  • "You bring the tequila, I'll bring the bad decisions"
  • "In a world where you can be anything, be kind"
  • "Let children believe in Santa. U believe in essential oils and no one's ruining that 4 u"
  • "Commas are important. No more tequila. No, more tequila." 
  • "Don't blame the holidays. You were fat in July."
  • "Yes, I know guac is extra, but so am I"
  • "Make sure you jingle all the way. No one likes a half-assed jingler"
  • "Wishing you a happy whatever doesn't offend you"
  • "Shoutout to our livers, the true heroes of the holiday season"
  • "Have yourself a merry little margarita"
  • "I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle"
  • "I'm dreaming of a white queso"
  • "The world is your taco, fill it with what you want" 
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