EL ARROYO SIGN ORNANMENTS

Name: EL ARROYO SIGN ORNANMENTS
Brand: El Arroyo
Price: 18.0 USD
Availability: InStock

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Styles included: 90% of Marriage, Adulting, Bad Decisions, Be Kind, Believe in Santa, Commas Are Important, Fat in July, Guac is Extra, Half-Assed Jingler, Happy Whatever, Holiday Heroes, Merry Margarita, Roll a Joint, White Queso, World is Your Taco

"90% of marriage is just shouting "what?" from different rooms"
"You is tired. You is broke. You is adulting."
"You bring the tequila, I'll bring the bad decisions"
"In a world where you can be anything, be kind"
"Let children believe in Santa. U believe in essential oils and no one's ruining that 4 u"
"Commas are important. No more tequila. No, more tequila."
"Don't blame the holidays. You were fat in July."
"Yes, I know guac is extra, but so am I"
"Make sure you jingle all the way. No one likes a half-assed jingler"
"Wishing you a happy whatever doesn't offend you"
"Shoutout to our livers, the true heroes of the holiday season"
"Have yourself a merry little margarita"
"I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle"
"I'm dreaming of a white queso"
"The world is your taco, fill it with what you want"